Truth #2: I hate it when really obese people come into my place of employment and order too much food. I just want to say, hey, why don't you try the small peanut butter malt instead of the large peanut butter malt since you're already getting yourself a slab of pie, too. But I say nothing. I remain silent. I gladly grant their requests. Your wish is my command. Just call me Lumiere.
Truth #3: "A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for." -Unknown