The Internet

Who is in charge of the Internet? Or, in the words of Bush, the Internets? In the words of Truman, where does the buck stop? A girl gets kidnapped because she posted the exact time and location of her tap dance lessons. Who is to blame? Myspace? Or the "Internet"? What is the Internet?... I would like to know.

Good job.

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Facebook Status Etiquette

Do you ever just want to comment on what people you don't even know write on your friends' Facebook walls? Or what these people comment on your friends' photos? Because seriously, when someone writes a wall post that just says "lolz ok" I just want to say, "REALLY?! WAS THAT EVEN NECESSARY TO POST ON SOMEONE'S WALL? I think I just got smarter from reading that." But I don't because you know, it's not nice to be mean to strangers, even in cyberspace.

It's even more annoying when your actual Facebook friends do this. You just think to yourself, how could I possibly allow myself to be friends with people who become fans of pages such as "I hate it when teachers give pop quizes." Well, first of all, maybe if you listened in class you would learn how to spell "quizzes" correctly.

I also hate it when people make their smilies like this (: instead of like this :) and when people feel like they need to give a constant play-by-play of their daily lives via status. "hanging wit the girlz then goin to the movies then hot tubbin it up then watchin gossip girl.. callortexttitt:)"

No one cares. Be original.

I think that's it, for now. Everyone should download the song "According to You" by Orianthi because it's catchy.

Good day.

-Sara

PS- Snow days > bacon

Three Truths

Truth #1: I feel sorry for blind people. They can't play bubble bazinga! At the same time, they probably get more of their schoolwork done than I do. Pah. School.

Truth #2: I hate it when really obese people come into my place of employment and order too much food. I just want to say, hey, why don't you try the small peanut butter malt instead of the large peanut butter malt since you're already getting yourself a slab of pie, too. But I say nothing. I remain silent. I gladly grant their requests. Your wish is my command. Just call me Lumiere.

Truth #3: "A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for." -Unknown

-Sara

Epic pronunciation revelation

I just learned yesterday that the first C in the word Celtic can be pronounced like an S or a K! What an epiphany. The years of agonizing that have gone into this!!

The Drinking Fountains

I think that if there are two drinking fountains next to each other, there should be just one line behind them, instead of two lines. If one line is moving faster than the other, then the people in the other line get cranky. If there were to be just one line behind both of the fountains, then the next person in line would go to the next available fountain. That way, the people who had been waiting the longest would get the drinks first.

And the water is free, except the fountains are in schools paid by our tax money.

Oh, healthcare. If only.

Points for future reference in yo liiiifeee

Point for future reference #1: Don't let pancake batter sit and harden on the bottom shelf of a fridge so that I have to scrub/scrape it up. It is gross. But I got paid to do it so I guess I can't complain.

Point for future reference #2: I can outsmart websites. Because I'm smart.

Point for future reference #3: If a school is going to have a HOMECOMING, they need to not plan on the same weekend as an EPIC SWEDISH FESTIVAL so that we can have a PARADE! Okay.

Point for future reference #4: I don't like zits under my nose, so they need to stop existing.

-Sara