Exodus

Have you ever just woken up one morning and wondered, Hey, I wonder what it is like to work at an exit-sign factory?

Recent fails

It's blog time. Finally.

I've been pretty busy lately just chillin'. It's been nice. Caitlin and Lindsey got me on a recent addiction to the high-quality television program Dexter. Seriously, the ice truck killer is hawtt yet evil. (Is it just me who thinks of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy whenever I say evil?... EEEVIILLL!)

Anyways, to the fails. In chronological order. So sorry if I forgot what was actually funny about them.

#1: Mr. Hildebrand freaking out over the difference between a capital and lowercase K. There IS a difference, contrary to his belief.

#2: Crazy Chapman chick obsessed with manga. EHMAGAWD scholarz' bowl gets instense. Seriously. She KNEW that there was a difference between anime and manga. She knew. Don't mess with her.

#2b: Another scholars' bowl fail: foreign language questions. I will defend on my death bed that "Ein Tag wird es Zeit für uns" means "One day it will be time for us!" I STAND MY GROUND. No fat lady judge is going to get in my way.

#2c: Last scholars' bowl fail: going 0-5 at regionals. Pah. Silver Lake. Lakes aren't silver!

#3: The English language. Why do we capitalize the letter I? Are we that narcissistic? From this point on, i will refuse to type a capital i to represent the first person nominative pronoun unless it is at the beginning of a sentence.

#4: The whole experience of Selene and me going to see "Dear John." Bad, bad movie. Actually, good story line, bad interpretation thereof. There wasn't much time for character development, and Channing Tatum fails at his job. Success as sexy teenage poster boy, fail as actor. Anyway, there were three really annoying people in that theater. First girl: if a hairdo is a distraction to my movie-viewing when you are FOUR ROWS IN FRONT OF ME, it is definitely a hair-don't. Second girl: if you are tall and you KNOW YOU ARE TALL, do not sit in front of the shortest person in the row behind you. Third girl: I'll smack you once; i'll smack you twice; i'll smack you thrice. But don't yell "d-bag" at Channing Tatum in the middle of a very naked/sensual scene when it is dead quiet in the theater, despite his aforementioned horrible acting.

#5: Chicken Soup for the Pet Lover's Soul

#6: New club i created: Autism Lovers and Obsessers in the Heart

of America = ALOHA. Join it.

#6b. I think i am autistic.

#7: Me as child:

Who hates ridiculous people on Facebook as much as Caitlin and I do?

Caitlin and I have a lot to say. :) Hopefully we can make some more vids!

PS- Keep doing stupid stuff. Or even good stuff. I'm keeping a list; don't think I forgot!

Blog fans: Beware.

I will be in engaging in expert espionage over these next few days to find really stupid and hilarious stuff that people do at school. For example, if you run into one of the poles in the commons, I am going to write about it. So you better be watching EVERYTHING you do or else it might end up on my blog.. muahaha. Happy trails!

Itz feb-you-erry

So I've officially decided that I need to stop making fun of people who tipe lyk dis bcuz i do it all da tymeee! Seriously. It's just really entertaining. I need a life. Good thing Caitlin and I are making our video today. But I guess if I'm going to stop making fun of people who do that I should find something else to make fun of them for by that time, because really, what is a video without getting a laugh at someone else's expense? ... NOTHING!!!

Celine Dion just came on on my iTunes shuffle.

4th hour.

Hey, dudes! Sara is back. I had a lot of complaints over that past few days from my regular fans that the image of the little ginger scamp child was starting to creep them out on their Safari Top Sites pages. LOLCATZ! I laugh at you.

Speaking of lolcatz (it's actually lolcats; the z was a classy touch by me), it has become one of my favorite phrases over the course of the past week. Seriously. It is a legitimate upgrade from the original LOL. It catches people off guard. Join in on the fun! http://icanhascheezburger.com/

I'm sure William Brown doesn't know I'm blogging about him, but I'm sitting in the library right now watching him mess with that interactive globe for like elementary schoolers and it's cracking me up. Seriously. William + talking globe. Picture it.

Besides this humor, today is a VERY VERY sad day in the life of Sara. (Yes, I just used the adverb "very" to modify the adverb "very.") Why, you ask? Did my hair get greasy due to excess conditioning product used last night? Is my Zac Efron tote bag falling apart? Did Kristina and I get pwn'd via e-mail by Mr. Ferguson? Did I get a B on a physics assignment? In fact, ALL these things have transpired today, and yet not one of them has saddened me to the point of the following news. And I quote Wikipedia:

"The science fiction film Avatar, directed by James Cameron, becomes the highest-grossing film of all time, surpassing his 1997 film Titanic."

AVATAR, I SHUN YOU. Titanic was FURR REELZ better than Avatar. However, what does highest-grossing actually mean? Like, do they take into account that movies have gotten BLOW-MY-MIND expensive and that 3D movies cost more? If you know any of this, please tell me. I would like to know.

Perhaps even sadder is that I go to Wikipedia for fun to find new information to store in my head. Such as this. Alas.

Now for the key issue of importance. Drumroll, please.

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I am sick of boots with fur. I sadly own two pairs. *Tear*. America needs to start getting some classier fashion trends or I might just make you eat spam.

Anyway (because "anyways" is not a word, which I learned from Becky and my friends at New Oxford American Dictionary) I finally watched the "Where's the Chapstick?" video. That's all I'm going to say about that one.

Peace and blessingz, peace and blessingz,

Sara

Five random, creepy photos I Binged in under 10 minutes. Enjoy.