Thursday, November 19, 2009

Three Truths

Truth #1: I feel sorry for blind people. They can't play bubble bazinga! At the same time, they probably get more of their schoolwork done than I do. Pah. School.

Truth #2: I hate it when really obese people come into my place of employment and order too much food. I just want to say, hey, why don't you try the small peanut butter malt instead of the large peanut butter malt since you're already getting yourself a slab of pie, too. But I say nothing. I remain silent. I gladly grant their requests. Your wish is my command. Just call me Lumiere.

Truth #3: "A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for." -Unknown


No comments: