Monday, April 5, 2010

Creepy man + the Simpsons = great post

Attention creeper man at Wal-Mart:

1. I don't care if you're the nicest guy ever; do NOT sit on the bench by the carts at Wal-Mart and just watch people. Elementary school children: perfectly acceptable. Middle-aged ex-hippies with gray hair and creepy pedophile eyes: no.

2. If you are wearing a shirt with a lot of writing on it, which you were, you have to expect people to stare at you for a second trying to read what it it says. It comes with a territory. Wearing a shirt with a lot of writing on it about Chuck Norris, which is what you did, will get you double the staring time.

3. If you look in the mirror and the figure staring back at you looks like he belongs on a porch with a washing machine in Arkansas sitting on an old recliner with a shotgun, something needs to be changed.

4. Go watch The Simple Life reruns on YouTube for the rest of your life so I never have to see you again. But you probably already do that anyways.

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Caitlin and I watched the Simpsons season 1 last night! (Until I fell asleep.) Here is a recent clip from Hulu I found entertaining.


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//Sara

3 comments:

家瑩 said...

haha~ funny! thank you for your share~ ........................................

邱志誠 said...

人生是故事的創造與遺忘。......................................................

思穎思穎 said...

過去的事早已消失,未來的更是渺不可知,只有現在是真實的。 ..................................................