Statements by Sara: Points for future reference in yo liiiifeee

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Points for future reference in yo liiiifeee

Point for future reference #1: Don't let pancake batter sit and harden on the bottom shelf of a fridge so that I have to scrub/scrape it up. It is gross. But I got paid to do it so I guess I can't complain.

Point for future reference #2: I can outsmart websites. Because I'm smart.

Point for future reference #3: If a school is going to have a HOMECOMING, they need to not plan on the same weekend as an EPIC SWEDISH FESTIVAL so that we can have a PARADE! Okay.

Point for future reference #4: I don't like zits under my nose, so they need to stop existing.

-Sara

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Don't leave ketchup there either. That might beat pancake batter. Ketchup is a bitch that doesn't want to come off refridgerator (I'm have a brain freeze on how to spell that).; October 20, 2009 at 11:50 PM

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