4th hour.

Hey, dudes! Sara is back. I had a lot of complaints over that past few days from my regular fans that the image of the little ginger scamp child was starting to creep them out on their Safari Top Sites pages. LOLCATZ! I laugh at you.

Speaking of lolcatz (it's actually lolcats; the z was a classy touch by me), it has become one of my favorite phrases over the course of the past week. Seriously. It is a legitimate upgrade from the original LOL. It catches people off guard. Join in on the fun! http://icanhascheezburger.com/

I'm sure William Brown doesn't know I'm blogging about him, but I'm sitting in the library right now watching him mess with that interactive globe for like elementary schoolers and it's cracking me up. Seriously. William + talking globe. Picture it.

Besides this humor, today is a VERY VERY sad day in the life of Sara. (Yes, I just used the adverb "very" to modify the adverb "very.") Why, you ask? Did my hair get greasy due to excess conditioning product used last night? Is my Zac Efron tote bag falling apart? Did Kristina and I get pwn'd via e-mail by Mr. Ferguson? Did I get a B on a physics assignment? In fact, ALL these things have transpired today, and yet not one of them has saddened me to the point of the following news. And I quote Wikipedia:

"The science fiction film Avatar, directed by James Cameron, becomes the highest-grossing film of all time, surpassing his 1997 film Titanic."

AVATAR, I SHUN YOU. Titanic was FURR REELZ better than Avatar. However, what does highest-grossing actually mean? Like, do they take into account that movies have gotten BLOW-MY-MIND expensive and that 3D movies cost more? If you know any of this, please tell me. I would like to know.

Perhaps even sadder is that I go to Wikipedia for fun to find new information to store in my head. Such as this. Alas.

Now for the key issue of importance. Drumroll, please.

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I am sick of boots with fur. I sadly own two pairs. *Tear*. America needs to start getting some classier fashion trends or I might just make you eat spam.

Anyway (because "anyways" is not a word, which I learned from Becky and my friends at New Oxford American Dictionary) I finally watched the "Where's the Chapstick?" video. That's all I'm going to say about that one.

Peace and blessingz, peace and blessingz,

Sara

Five random, creepy photos I Binged in under 10 minutes. Enjoy.

lol.

Do you like Justin Bieber video parodies??

Well imma tell you one time- LOOK NO FURTHER.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/the-swine-parody-of-one-time-by-justin-bieber-1452899.html

Observations of Erudition

When do people start feeling older? It's not like every year on your birthday you suddenly feel like you've matured a year. Yet somehow, over time, you feel like you know so much more or feel like you have the ambition to do so many more things with your life and you just have to sit and wonder where it all came from. Moments and experiences must go by that we learn from in some way beyond our comprehension because looking back, I am definitely not the person I was at the start of high school. I'm not even the person I was a year ago. It's not necessarily a bad thing; it just blows my mind how it's so easy to just go through the motions and there you are, ready to take responsibility for your own life. Freaking weird, I'm tellin' ya. In the past week I saw the calendar change to the year at the end of my e-mail address and I received birthday greetings telling me I'm old enough to buy camel snus. It's a moving experience.

Anyways, sorry for the semi-sappy post, I just had feelings for once.

The Internet

Who is in charge of the Internet? Or, in the words of Bush, the Internets? In the words of Truman, where does the buck stop? A girl gets kidnapped because she posted the exact time and location of her tap dance lessons. Who is to blame? Myspace? Or the "Internet"? What is the Internet?... I would like to know.

Good job.

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Facebook Status Etiquette

Do you ever just want to comment on what people you don't even know write on your friends' Facebook walls? Or what these people comment on your friends' photos? Because seriously, when someone writes a wall post that just says "lolz ok" I just want to say, "REALLY?! WAS THAT EVEN NECESSARY TO POST ON SOMEONE'S WALL? I think I just got smarter from reading that." But I don't because you know, it's not nice to be mean to strangers, even in cyberspace.

It's even more annoying when your actual Facebook friends do this. You just think to yourself, how could I possibly allow myself to be friends with people who become fans of pages such as "I hate it when teachers give pop quizes." Well, first of all, maybe if you listened in class you would learn how to spell "quizzes" correctly.

I also hate it when people make their smilies like this (: instead of like this :) and when people feel like they need to give a constant play-by-play of their daily lives via status. "hanging wit the girlz then goin to the movies then hot tubbin it up then watchin gossip girl.. callortexttitt:)"

No one cares. Be original.

I think that's it, for now. Everyone should download the song "According to You" by Orianthi because it's catchy.

Good day.

-Sara

PS- Snow days > bacon