^^This is a true statement. He pays me to hang out with him. It's like prostitution but not. Smoothie-tution.
Anyways, ever heard of Bo Burnham? If you haven't, then you're stupid.
New Math: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo (for you quiz bowl geeks)
I'm Bo Yo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c&feature=channel (for you wangsters)
Love Ballad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4Lrl9pdAA&feature=channel (for you pedophiles)
Oh, I started a new job today. I basically make waffles, clean caked on herring off of plates, use a ghetto vacuum cleaner and drink unlimited free coffee with Katie. Not that anyone cares.
Ehhh go algebra.
*Photographed is Bo, not Reed. (to settle any confusion)